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When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
