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Posted: 05/28/99

Elvira Kurt - Technology

When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 966

Elvira Kurt - Safety

Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,753

Elvira Kurt - Mother

Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,406

Elvira Kurt - Childhood

From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,426

Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds

The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,398

Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,321

Elvira Kurt - Lesbian

If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,192

DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,275

Mike Epps - Kids

You don't know what kids are doing on their computers these days.

Tags: kids (828), marriage (575)

Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 1,247

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), sex (1269), kids (828)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,399

 
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