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Elvira Kurt: Computer Fear
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When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
You don't know what kids are doing on their computers these days.
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
