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Ellen DeGeneres: In Touch With Nature
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I was in Denver, Colorado
recently, just walking around the mountains by myself. It's so beautiful to do that, just get in touch with nature and be by yourself. I'm by myself, and a little sound of rustling leaves or something -- I turn around. Ten feet from where I'm standing, there's a family of deer -- just right there. There's a mother, a father, two little baby deer. I thought, 'Oh, I wish I had a gun.'
Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting
Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), animals (783), TV (536)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 34,980
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (987), animals (783)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,942
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
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Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,197
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (783), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 20,213
Jon Reep - Bless His Heart
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 11,049
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,148
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 11,845
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 642
Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs
"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 762
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner. But we all turn into him eventually. And you will, too.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), aging (292), blue collar (84)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 881
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