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Ellen DeGeneres: In Touch With Nature
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I was in Denver, Colorado recently, just walking around the mountains by myself. It's so beautiful to do that, just get in touch with nature and be by yourself. I'm by myself, and a little sound of rustling leaves or something -- I turn around. Ten feet from where I'm standing, there's a family of deer -- just right there. There's a mother, a father, two little baby deer. I thought, 'Oh, I wish I had a gun.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting

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