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Ellen DeGeneres: A Beautiful Animal
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They say, 'Because it's such a beautiful animal.' There you go. I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting

Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.

Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), animals (791), TV (543)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 35,041

Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over

Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,014

Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo

Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.

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Bill Santiago - Living in Puerto Rico

Bill Santiago discusses moving to Puerto Rico.

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Mark Roberts - Being Bald

The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 781

David Alan Grier - Your Relatives

They won't respect what you do unless you know Mr. T.

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Rene Hicks - Grandfather

Rene's got some crazy people in her family.

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Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

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Posted: 08/12/01
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Bill Dwyer - Saying Good Night to Kids

Bill Dwyer does his best not to scare his children before they go to bed.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 329

Todd Glass - Smoking Face

Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.

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Posted: 10/14/01
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