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I ask people why they
have deer heads on their walls. They say, 'Because it's such a beautiful animal.' There you go. I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting
Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), animals (783), TV (536)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 34,979
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (987), animals (783)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,942
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (956), animals (783)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 762
Bill Santiago - Living in Puerto Rico
Bill Santiago discusses moving to Puerto Rico.
Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,291
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 746
Richard Lewis - Relationship Trouble
Richard has heard that he's great in bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 189
Paul Kozlowski - No Breakfast
Paul's mother turns into a dolphin.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 170
John Heffron - I Can't Breathe
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Tags: John Heffron (24), animals (783), family (664)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 1,908
Ian Bagg - Huge Head, Etc.
Ian Bagg covers everything he can in the span of three minutes.
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 642
Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,610
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