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I always get very nervous when I actually make reference to a real movie because I'm sure someone in the audience is involved, and they're like, 'Screw you! That's my terrible movie.' And I'm like, 'I'm so sorry. Please put me in your next terrible movie.'
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Posted: 01/07/01

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It shouldn't be OK to just remake classic movies.

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