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Eliz Wright: Get to Know Your Man
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Get to know your mate. If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front. And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up. Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, 'I've been wanting to know, what's your name?'
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Posted: 11/04/93

Eliz Wright - A Hardworking Man

A sweaty, hardworking man could do Eliz Wright some good.

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Posted: 11/04/93
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Eliz Wright - O.P.P.

Getting down with O.P.P. can lead to a lot of problems.

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Richard Trask - Sex and Dating

There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.

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Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

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Rob Pue - Cold-Blooded Reptiles

Women are lizards.

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Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

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Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women

Women complicate and analyze everything.

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Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life

No one's going to listen to you when you're old.

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