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If I've invested precious time
and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped -- suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
DeRay - Cheating
You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,808
Eliz Wright - A Hardworking Man
A sweaty, hardworking man could do Eliz Wright some good.
Tags: Eliz Wright (2), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 248
Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 353
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,215
Russ Meneve - Dating
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,028
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 982
Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Richard dated a crazy actress.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 854
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 504
Richard Jeni - Dating
Dating should be more like poker.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 2,911
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