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Eliot Chang: Sidewalk Rage
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You go to L.A., people
complain about road rage -- that's nothing. In New York City, we have sidewalk rage. You can't walk slower than 25 miles per hour in New York City. Go to Times Square during rush hour -- I dare you to stop and look at a cloud. There's a five-person pile-up behind you. It's like, 'Hey! C'mon. What's going on? C'mon, I gotta get to the curb. Let's go! Someone better be dead when I get up there, that's all I'm saying.'
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,673
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,826
Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 5,878
Eliot Chang - Asian Sound
Can everyone stop associating Asians with kung fu sounds?
Tags: Eliot Chang (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,013
Eliot Chang - Sidewalk Rage
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
Tags: Eliot Chang (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 884
Gabriel Iglesias - Checking in at 1AM
After a missed flight, Gabriel Iglesias has some trouble checking into a hotel at 1am.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), travel (310), impressions (304)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 55,921
Anjelah Johnson - Flight Attendants
Flight attendants are like bad comics who think their jokes are funny.
Tags: ethnic (814), travel (310)
Posted: 06/06/08
Views: 55,196
Kevin Nealon - The Ocean
Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,172
Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 4,280
Todd Barry - Reviews
Todd Barry gets good reviews that make him feel awful.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,719
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