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Facebook is the red carpet for pretty women who don't have careers or any real talent.
Eliot Chang feels bad when his loud sex noises intrude on other people's lives.
Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.
Eliot Chang knows how to get people to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Eliot Chang will not hang out with a hot girl if she's a despicable human being.
Eliot Chang does his best to not cheat on both his girlfriends.
Eliot Chang and his West Indian girlfriend would cause a racist's hate circuits to overload.
It's a lot of pressure for Eliot Chang to represent an entire nation with his jokes.
There are rules when it comes to text messaging.
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
