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"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,917
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (639), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,351
Gerry Dee - Racism
I was a racist in first grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), friends (312), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 8,274
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,474
Gerry Dee - Gerry Dee Teaches You
Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), science (303), school (258)
Posted: 05/14/08
Views: 95,738
Greg Giraldo - Dumb Country
America is getting dumber all the time, especially compared to Europe.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,952
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701
Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans
Kevin got ripped off in college.
Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 703
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 954
Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), history (293)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,234
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