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My boyfriend had a hard time telling his parents that he was gay because he's from some Christian Right family out in Idaho, and they couldn't deal with any kind of sexual issues at all. When he was 13, his mother caught him masturbating, and she freaked out. She smacked him so hard that she knocked him out of their pew.
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Posted: 01/15/04

Eddie Sarfaty - Gay Marriage

Gay marriage is actually helpful for America.

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Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.

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It shouldn't be wrong to assume the pope is in heaven having sex.

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You never know when you'll bump into Mr. You Might Do.

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