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My boyfriend had a hard
time telling his parents that he was gay because he's from some Christian Right family out in Idaho, and they couldn't deal with any kind of sexual issues at all. When he was 13, his mother caught him masturbating, and she freaked out. She smacked him so hard that she knocked him out of their pew.
Eddie Sarfaty - Gay Marriage
Gay marriage is actually helpful for America.
Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 521
Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump
Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.
Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 266
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,784
Carlos Mencia - The Pope in Heaven
It shouldn't be wrong to assume the pope is in heaven having sex.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 3,602
Rene Hicks - Grandfather's View on Homosexuality
Boys aren't gay; they're just lazy.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 952
Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 854
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 796
Richard Lewis - Catching the Bouquet
Richard can't even imagine getting married.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 129
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,871
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,399
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