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Eddie Pence: Marking Territory
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Dogs are such smart animals.
They're so intelligent because they mark their territory with urine. They pee on it, they think it's theirs. That's so smart. Imagine if people did that -- the homeless would own everything.
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (783), violence (298)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,867
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,550
Gregg Rogell - New York City
Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (956), animals (783)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 496
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 732
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 656
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), animals (783), TV (536)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 19,460
Todd Glass - What Else I Do
Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 576
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,377
Eugene Mirman - Bears in Detroit
Bears are gentrifying Detroit.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,230
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,887
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