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Eddie Pence: Marking Territory
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Dogs are such smart animals.
They're so intelligent because they mark their territory with urine. They pee on it, they think it's theirs. That's so smart. Imagine if people did that -- the homeless would own everything.
Gregg Rogell - New York City
Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,272
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 6,434
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1202), animals (540)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 5,967
Todd Glass - What Else I Do
Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
Tags: Todd Glass (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,389
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,646
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,901
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), animals (540), TV (469)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 69,649
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,049
Exclusive - Sheng Wang - Summer of Sheng
Summer in New York City smells like garbage just got out of yoga class.
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), animals (540), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/13/11
Views: 8,108
Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,889
