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Eddie Brill: Electric Company
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We have one electric company in New York City. They're called Con Edison. They're our only electric company, yet they advertise on television. What the hell are they thinking about? Our bills are more expensive because we pay for them to advertise. What could they possibly say in a commercial that would make any difference to us? 'Hi, we're Con Edison. Sorry.'
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