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Ed Helms: Watching the New York City Marathon
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I went and watched the
New York City Marathon. It goes right by my apartment in Brooklyn, and I went with a group of friends. And all my friends are cheering for the runners; they're like, 'Whoo! Good job! Way to go! Keep it up, you're lookin' good! Great job!' I was like, 'You don't have to do that! That's unnecessary! You know what? I've got a bike, you can take it. Better yet, come inside -- I've got air conditioning; my roommate made some guacamole, it's awesome; we rented "Meatballs."'
Ed Helms - Marathons
Ed Helms used to be a lifeguard.
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Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 488
Mark Wheatle - Basketball
Michael Jordan would take pictures in mid-air.
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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 154
Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon
Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,398
Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition
The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.
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Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 11,277
Artie Lang - Favorite Vice
Artie Lang has a bad gambling problem.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,099
Gregg Rogell - Jogger's High
If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one.
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Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 1,158
A.J. Jamal - In Shape
A.J. is learning kung fu to protect himself.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 111
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 523
Brody Stevens - Off the Hinges
Currently, Brody lives at the Ronald McDonald house.
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Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 95
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 730
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