Ed Helms Jokes
|
Ed Helms: Watching the New York City Marathon
|
Get another Ed Helms Joke » |
I went and watched the
New York City Marathon. It goes right by my apartment in Brooklyn, and I went with a group of friends. And all my friends are cheering for the runners; they're like, 'Whoo! Good job! Way to go! Keep it up, you're lookin' good! Great job!' I was like, 'You don't have to do that! That's unnecessary! You know what? I've got a bike, you can take it. Better yet, come inside -- I've got air conditioning; my roommate made some guacamole, it's awesome; we rented "Meatballs."'
Ed Helms - Marathons
Ed Helms used to be a lifeguard.
Tags: Ed Helms (1), Premium Blend (749), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 709
Mark Wheatle - Basketball
Michael Jordan would take pictures in mid-air.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), ethnic (730), sports (238)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 174
Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition
The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 12,803
Gregg Rogell - Jogger's High
If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 3,462
Artie Lang - Favorite Vice
Artie Lang has a bad gambling problem.
Tags: imitations (787), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,640
A.J. Jamal - In Shape
A.J. is learning kung fu to protect himself.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123
Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon
Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), drugs (377), New York City (303)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,581
Brody Stevens - Off the Hinges
Currently, Brody lives at the Ronald McDonald house.
Tags: Brody Stevens (1), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 168
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 545
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,045
Looking for something else?
