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Earthquake: Married Friends
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I got a boy that was married, been married for six years -- videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every day, but he watches it in reverse. I asked him. He said, 'I love seeing myself take that ring back off her f**kin' finger.'
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Posted: 03/06/03

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,315

Earthquake - White Kids

White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,340

Adam Sandler - Girlfriends

Pretty girls intimidate Adam.

Tags: Adam Sandler (23), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 21,986

Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing

Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.

Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 716

Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette

Women expect certain things on a date.

Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,074

Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.

Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1003), animals (791)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,077

Rondell Sheridan - Newlyweds

Men are not as complicated as women think.

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (1003), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 491

Rondell Sheridan - Marriage Observer

The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (1003), food (804)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 460

Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough

You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,877

Mark Pitta - The Date

A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451

 
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