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Earthquake: Late by Nature
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Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.
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Posted: 03/06/03

Earthquake - Noah's Ark

There's no way Noah was a black man.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,020

Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans

Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,332

Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons

The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,500

Theo Von - Second Place

I'm from the South! Second place in the Civil War!

Tags: Theo Von (2), ethnic (814), driving (296)

Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 65,525

Mark Curry - Christopher Columbus

A black man was the first to step foot in America.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,267

Mark Curry - Black Firsts

There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,014

Earthquake - Interracial Dating

It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.

Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,926

Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 965

Steve White - Back to Africa

On the original "Love Boat," everybody was Isaac.

Tags: Steve White (5), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 319

A.J. Jamal - Heritage

There's always the drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 1,087

 
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