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Don't want to go down
to Alabama. It's hot down there -- slave heat. It was like 98 degrees at three in the morning. I was like, Alabama must got their own sun. I was hiding from the sun like it was the police.
Shane Mauss - Expressions Are Crazy
If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 4,863
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,763
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 16,223
Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off
Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), health (657), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,425
Exclusive - Michael Palascak - Most Painful Thing in the World
Michael Palascak understands people's choice not to laugh.
Tags: Michael Palascak (4), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 04/18/12
Views: 195
Na'im Lynn - Trip to Africa
Na'im Lynn is a watered down black man.
Tags: Na'im Lynn (3), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 05/18/12
Views: 1,020
Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 10,765
Clinton Jackson - SARS
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,074
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
Tags: Carmen Lynch (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 2,043
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,619
