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Earthquake: Getting the Sisters
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I know how to get
sisters. I got 30 years practicing that. All you got to do is go to the club and say, 'I got that rent money.'
Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men
Ajai likes her men quite black.
Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 302
DeRay - Black Men
There are certain things black men can't do, like be in relationships.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 4,325
Pete Correale - Fighting
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,683
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,957
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,990
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,325
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,731
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,228
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,097
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