Dwayne Perkins Jokes
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Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws
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Go to L.A. -- they
got gangbangers that will stab you, and then go to the corner and wait for the light to turn green.
Dwayne Perkins - Homeless Migration
Homeless people should walk south for the winter.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Premium Blend (748), travel (301)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 2,221
Dwayne Perkins - Jaywalking in L.A.
No matter how tough you are in L.A., you don't jaywalk.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,511
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,004
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), crime (303)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,419
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 7,602
Carl Banks - Alaska Drive-By
There's no crime in the winter in Alaska.
Tags: Carl Banks (4), crime (303), travel (301)
Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 1,354
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (301), violence (282)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 12,155
Mike Royce - Dangerous Cities
Wherever you go, people claim their city is more dangerous.
Tags: Mike Royce (3), New York City (352), crime (303)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 891
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,676
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,457
