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What a lot of people
don't know is that a lot of those songs was like codes and messages, you know? Like 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' was, like, 'Swing low, 'cause the Underground Railroad is coming.' There was probably some slaves who probably tried to write spirituals but just really wasn't that good at concealing the message. It'd be like, 'Hey, Rascals, I hear you been working on a spiritual. Won't you sing it for everybody?' 'Alright, master. Oh, tonight at 8:30/Gonna get some shovels and bash white folk in the head/What time?/8:30/Do what?/Gonna kill white folk.'
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (727), history (293)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,505
Dwayne Kennedy - Indians
Indians fought the white man to the death.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 642
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 956
Dwayne Kennedy - Technology
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 472
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
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Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Dwayne Kennedy - Know What I'm Saying?
Kids these days can talk all day, and you won't understand a word of it.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 635
Dan Mintz - Japanese Samurai Armor
Dan Mintz thought he lost his 14th century Japanese samurai armor.
Tags: Dan Mintz (5), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 2,442
Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream
Girls: if you're a cracker, you better get blacker.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 18,376
Dwayne Kennedy - Racism
9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 903
Theo Von - Second Place
I'm from the South! Second place in the Civil War!
Tags: Theo Von (2), ethnic (814), driving (296)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 65,524
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