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Dwayne Kennedy: Christmas Shopping
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I tried to go Christmas shopping last year, but I didn't have no money. I just went window-shopping with a brick.
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Posted: 06/05/03

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Nick and his wife fight about money.

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Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Roger Rittenhouse - Taxes

Roger needs a ski mask to pay his taxes.

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Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen

An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans

Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.

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Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,841

Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear

Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.

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Money and shopping can cause a lot of anxiety.

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Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.

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Posted: 04/08/04
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Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

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Posted: 06/23/05
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Sebastian Maniscalco - Grocery Store Line

There's always a problem at the grocery store.

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