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You know how it is
sometimes, man. You'll be sitting around drinking wine with a group of your friends or some apostles, and a story just starts getting away from you. 'Yeah, man, I remember it like it was yesterday. I'd seen this dog, it looked like a beast. He had, I don't know, one -- seven heads! And the bush was on fire and talking to me. I'm drunk, but you can quote me on that. I hear you're writing a book.'
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,164
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
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Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,659
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,883
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,859
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 896
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,601
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,079
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,826
Jimmie Walker - Caught in the Act
Marion Barry gave Jimmie the kilo to the city.
Tags: Jimmie Walker (4), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 327
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,291
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