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The Never Ending Joint
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The pothead replies, "I want a never ending joint."
The genie says, "As you wish," and gives him the joint.
The pothead takes a long drag and says, "Awesome! I want another one!"
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,403
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,997
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (639), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,366
Wil Shriner - Working Comedy
Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.
Tags: Wil Shriner (1), drugs (639), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 570
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,058
Dan Levy - Amsterdam
Some Amsterdam activities don't mix.
Tags: Dan Levy (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 4,157
Nick Thune - Stoned
You've got Danny's phone. Leave a messages.
Tags: Nick Thune (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/01/08
Views: 17,157
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,638
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