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Retta: Gives Me a Rush
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You know what gives me
a rush? Methamphetamines.
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,288
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,166
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,856
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,723
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,367
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,211
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 856
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 751
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 803
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