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The whole first week, I
thought I was psychic. I thought I had new powers all of a sudden, you know. I'd be like, 'Where are my keys? Oh, they're in my pocket.' How did I know that? Oh my gosh!
Nick Swardson - Summer Movies
Summer action movies are awesome, but Jaded movie friends are less awesome.
Tags: drugs (639), movies (559)
Posted: 10/11/09
Views: 0
Nick Swardson - I Quit
Quitting pot is amazing.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 18,765
Nick Swardson - Pot Brownies
You've got to be smart about pot brownies, because they don't work right away.
Tags: drugs (639), observational (334)
Posted: 10/11/09
Views: 0
Nick Swardson - 80s Parties
Girls love 80s parties so much they'll go to any 80s party anytime. Even if it's being thrown by a terrorist.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 78,024
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 8,057
DVD Exclusive- Nick Swardson - Timeless Comedian
Nick Swardson takes a look back at his storied career.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), history (293),
Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 54,457
DVD Exclusive- Nick Swardson - Touching Shirley Jones' Boob
Nick Swardson talks about filming a steamy sex scene with Shirley Jones.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), men/women (1003),
Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 6,226
DVD Exclusive- Nick Swardson - Breathalyzer From Mom
Nick Swardson's mom gave him a breathalyzer to make him more responsible.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), alcohol (496),
Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 19,509
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick Swardson makes his stories better by lying.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,379
Nick Swardson - Ninjas
Wouldn't it be a cool world if everybody had to become the very first thing they ever wanted to be?
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), kids (841), storyteller (263)
Posted: 10/11/09
Views: 1,050
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