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Kumail Nanjiani Jokes
Kumail Nanjiani: Hogwarts Curriculum
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Here's my only thing with 'Harry Potter...' They go to this school, and they take classes like Defense Against the Dark Arts and Potions and Divination, but they should be taking math also, right? Why are there no math teachers at Hogwarts? Or history, or geography? They're getting tested on Care of Magical Creatures -- never heard of the Holocaust.
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Posted: 04/26/11

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