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For people that don't smoke
pot, there's very little difference in behavior between when you're stoned and when you're not. Really there's only one difference: when you're stoned, you forget to say, 'Excuse me, I'm about to change the subject.'
Jonathan Solomon - Growing Old
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 193
Jonathan Solomon - Kids and Drugs
With the current state of TV programming, there's really no need for drugs.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 295
Jonathan Solomon - Encouraging Your Children
Don't teach your kids to "just say no."
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 185
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016
Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263
Jonathan Solomon - Dating
In the 70s, it was acceptable to be a slime.
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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 259
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,408
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
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Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,373
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,721
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