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The kids doing drugs should be the only ones expected to get an 'A' in chemistry. 'Alright, I'll let you students know only one of you received 100% on the final lab exam: Brad Catlet for turning in the ounce of crystal meth.'
Filed Under: drugs (179),  school (115),  education (98)
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Posted: 08/31/00

Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.

What are we teaching our children?

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Reno Collier - Physical Education

If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.

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Gerry Dee - Kindergarten

Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?

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Jim David - Education

Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.

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Posted: 12/10/00
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Rich Vos - Anxiety and Depression

One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.

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Posted: 09/04/03
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Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Matt Goldich - Assemblies

Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.

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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336

Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,388

Wendy Liebman - Don't Do Drugs

Eating pot brownies can lead to the munchies and eating more pot brownies.

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Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 568

 
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