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Bonnie McFarlane: Cocaine Is Yucky
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Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.
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Posted: 01/22/04

Bonnie McFarlane - Crackwhore Babies

The FDA is bound to approve crack as a fertility drug.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,476

Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?

Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,923

Bonnie McFarlane - Interview

Never hit a baby, even if they start it.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/11/08
Views: 13,188

Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero

When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,428

Bonnie McFarlane - Lesbians

Bonnie McFarlane could never be a lesbian.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,590

Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490

Bonnie McFarlane - Hunting

Bonnie loved her hunting dog.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 17,045

Bonnie McFarlane - Registered Voter

Bonnie has the same grasp of politics as the hosts of "The View."

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 902

Bonnie McFarlane - Political Correctness

Bonnie isn't a racist anymore.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 4,060

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,403

 
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