Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
What happened in Zach's family?
Name a city!
Your son has an F because I couldn't give him a G.
You've got Danny's phone. Leave a messages.
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.