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As Ethel speeds down one corridor, a door opens and a man steps out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he says in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fishes around in her handbag and pulls out a candy wrapper. "OK," he says and she goes on her way.
As she rounds the next corner, another man steps in front of her and shouts, "STOP! Do you have a valid taxi medallion for your vehicle, madam?" Ethel digs into her handbag again and pulls out a beer coaster. "Looks good," he says and sends her on her way.
Going down the final corridor, a third man steps in front of her. He is stark naked and holds an erection in his hand. "Oh no," says Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"
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Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), driving (296)
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Views: 2,356
Kirk Fox - Cars
Do you really want your car driving drunk?
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), driving (296), cars/trucks (95)
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Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
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Views: 1,535
Kevin Brennan - Waiting in Line
Kevin Brennan had to wait five hours on line at the DMV.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), driving (296), physical humor (203)
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A.J. Jamal - Finding the Funny
A.J. Jamal looks for the funny in everything.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), driving (296), Comic Justice (171)
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Views: 493
Chris Porter - Honking in Traffic
Chris rarely gets pissed off in traffic.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), driving (296)
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Views: 34,461
Brian Regan - Show Horses
Those horses have to put on a show.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), driving (296),
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Theo Von - Second Place
I'm from the South! Second place in the Civil War!
Tags: Theo Von (2), ethnic (814), driving (296)
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Richard Lewis - Luxury Car
Richard doesn't have his luxury car anymore.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), The A-List (491), driving (296)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 79
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In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (750), driving (296)
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