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Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?

A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Chris Porter - Honking in Traffic

Chris rarely gets pissed off in traffic.

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Kevin Brennan had to wait five hours on line at the DMV.

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Those horses have to put on a show.

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Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

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Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.

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In New York City, green lights don't mean a thing.

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