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"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
Jack Coen - Turning 40
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 440
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (667), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,265
Kelly Monteith - Our Asses
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 295
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 298
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
Richard Carter - The Golden Years Are a Crock
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), books (748), family (667)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 359
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741
Joey Kola - No Exercise
Exercise is overrated.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 943
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