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The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
Charlie Viracola - Road Rage
Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), violence (304)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 545
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 504
Brian Posehn - Dragging a Mattress
Maybe Brian Posehn isn't a dork after all.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), violence (304)
Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 1,556
Jo Koy - Fighting
Jo is a bitch.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 24,395
Tony Sculfield - Crime
Chicago's crime has gotten out of hand.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 144
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 613
Jeff Altman - Girls vs. Guys
Girls can turn toilet paper into a beehive.
Tags: Jeff Altman (3), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 598
Rich Francese - New York Violence
Now kids fight to sit in the middle in the car to be shielded from stray bullets.
Tags: Rich Francese (2), ethnic (814), family (667)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 161
Johnny Steele - Drive-Up Window
Imagine trying to explain a drive-up window to someone from a third world country.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), TV (543), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Kirk Fox - Cars
Do you really want your car driving drunk?
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), driving (296), cars/trucks (95)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 9,222
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