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"There will be three to five inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street."
Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.
Two days later, they sat down with their cup of coffee and listened the weather forecast.
"There will be two to four inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street."
Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.
Three days later, they tuned in to the weather report.
"There will be six to eight inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the... ." The power went off.
He said to Martha, "What am I going to do now?"
Martha said, "Just leave the car in the garage."
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,910
Bob Oschack - The South
Bob misses the South.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 486
Steve McGrew - Rebuild
God hates mobile homes.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 3,164
Craig Shoemaker - Feng Shui
Feng shui is costing Craig his crap.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Gregg Rogell - New York City
Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 553
Kirk Fox - House
Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), housing (86)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 8,720
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,382
Carlos Mencia - Come to America
Move, jackass!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 8,810
Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person
For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,917
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,017
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