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Mitch Hedberg: Emergency Brake
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A lot of times, I'll drive for like 10 miles with the emergency brake. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake.
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Posted: 01/04/99

Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls

When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.

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