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"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,294
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,933
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,066
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,060
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,735
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), money (865), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 292
Jamie Kennedy - British "COPS"
English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,720
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 424
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 909
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