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Jonathan Katz: Life Is Brief
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Anybody who tells you that life is brief hasn't been to the registry of motor vehicles recently.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jonathan Katz - DMV

To cut costs, the DMV is now doing group photos.

Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), The A-List (491), crime (415)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299

Jonathan Katz - Second Child

An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.

Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 119

Jonathan Katz - Learning to Tie Your Inner Shoe

Cambridge is the kind of place that has self-help books for kids.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 359

Jonathan Katz - Eye Contact

Making eye contact with a New York woman is not easy.

Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), men/women (1003), family (667)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 212

Jonathan Katz - Old Pimp

Jonathan's dad is an 84-year-old pimp.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 284

Jonathan Katz - Father

Jonathan's father is going through a divorce suit.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 181

Jonathan Katz - Daughter

It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.

Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 176

Jonathan Katz - Happily Married

Lately, Jonathan thinks that his wife is having an affair.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 354

Kirk Fox - Cars

Do you really want your car driving drunk?

Tags: Kirk Fox (10), driving (296), cars/trucks (95)

Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 9,213

Kevin Brennan - Waiting in Line

Kevin Brennan had to wait five hours on line at the DMV.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), driving (296), physical humor (203)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 1,699

 
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