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A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,283
Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals
You can refer to Malcolm X as Malcolm the 10th.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 129
Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit
Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123
A.J. Jamal - Tarzan
Tarzan would be very different if he was black.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 707
Sean Morey - St. Patrick's Day
Sean comes from an Irish family.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236
RodMan - Civil Rights March
It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.
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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,487
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 41,159
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,536
Kirk Fox - Cars
Do you really want your car driving drunk?
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), driving (296), cars/trucks (95)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 9,222
Kevin Brennan - Waiting in Line
Kevin Brennan had to wait five hours on line at the DMV.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), driving (296), physical humor (203)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 1,704
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