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Drew Hastings Jokes
Drew Hastings: Heartburn Medication
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Prescription medication for heartburn: side effects include abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhea, and flatulence. You know what? I'll take the heartburn.
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Posted: 01/02/03

Drew Hastings - Advertising

Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.

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Drew Hastings - Farming

Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.

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Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

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Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend

Having a young girlfriend sucks.

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Drew Hastings - Aging

It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

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Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

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Drew Hastings - Savings Cards

Drew loves savings.

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Posted: 01/02/03
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Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials

Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.

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Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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Neal Brennan compares stand-up to skateboarding.

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