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Drew Fraser: Only 30 Minutes
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Every man in here knows the average vagina only stays ready for 30 minutes. After a while, you're not making love, you're making a campfire.
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Posted: 03/31/05

Drew Fraser - Underwear

Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 968

Drew Fraser - Wrong Women

Men, always use your own condoms.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 762

Drew Fraser - Getting Older

Sex is like a race.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 388

Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's

Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 677

Drew Fraser - Government Drugs

Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,661

Drew Fraser - Doo-Doo

Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 353

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,295

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,271

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

 
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