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Drake Witham: The First Time
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I was about 14, my
dad caught me drinking. I said 'Dad, that's the first time.' He said, 'That's a lie -- no one ever gets caught the first time.' So that day, I robbed a bank.
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 395
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 379
A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), health (976), religion (776)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 1,531
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
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Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653
Christopher Titus - Anti-Dad
Christopher Titus' dad spurs him to do great things.
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Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 3,516
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,519
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,327
Bill Kelley - Rough Day
The airport is an expensive place to eat.
Tags: Bill Kelley (1), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 304
Bill Dwyer - Demon Dad Death Couch
Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 230
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,253
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