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Drake Witham: Dad Never Slept
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My father never slept, never
slept -- oh, he used to rest his eyes quite a bit. He'd never admit he was sleeping... So I tried to throw this back at him: 'No Dad, I'm not ignoring you, I'm resting my ears.' 'No Dad, I'm not drunk, I'm resting my ability to make sound decisions.'
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 449
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Robert Mac: Day Job
Working a day job requires one to wake up in the morning.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 862
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,056
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (582), alcohol (396)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 462
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,470
Larry Miller - Levels One and Two
At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 941
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,081
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), The A-List (486), parents (467)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 771
Hannibal Buress - Wasting Time
Babies should be more practical and learn how to manage their time more effectively.
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Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 882
DVD Exclusive: Jim Breuer - The Miracle of Childbirth
All kids come out differently.
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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 5,980
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