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Drake Witham: Dad Never Slept
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My father never slept, never
slept -- oh, he used to rest his eyes quite a bit. He'd never admit he was sleeping... So I tried to throw this back at him: 'No Dad, I'm not ignoring you, I'm resting my ears.' 'No Dad, I'm not drunk, I'm resting my ability to make sound decisions.'
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 379
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Robert Mac: Day Job
Working a day job requires one to wake up in the morning.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 795
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 896
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 395
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 998
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 671
Larry Miller - Levels One and Two
At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 808
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,726
Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants
Men only want four things out of life.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 1,155
Leo Allen - You're Adopted
It was a very emotional day for the family when Leo was told he was adopted.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 3,393
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