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Dov Davidoff Jokes
Dov Davidoff: Stolen Bike
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You realize what level of misery you have to be experiencing to see my 10-speed tied to a pole and then just be like, 'Look at this rich bastard right here!'
Filed Under: money (485),  city (247),  Dov Davidoff (22)
Posted: 01/25/07

Dov Davidoff - President Flavor Flav

Thirty Hawaiian tuba players should be near the top of the "Sh*t We Don't Need" column.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), money (606), hip hop (63)

Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 43,836

Dov Davidoff - Bad Week

You must experience a deep level of misery as a kid to cut someone's bike seat.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), food (719), money (606)

Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 44,479

Dov Davidoff - God's Crazy Associates

Why is everybody most closely associated with God always doing something wild?

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 11,846

Dov Davidoff - Honda Civic Fish Tank

MTV's "Pimp My Ride" offers the wrong priority structure for the children of America.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), kids (831), money (606)

Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 14,025

Godfrey - Angry Cold

Sometimes it gets so cold that the homeless have gone home.

Tags: Godfrey (24), money (606), impressions (466)

Posted: 08/27/11
Views: 4,206

Dov Davidoff - Crazy People in New York

Crazy people are all over the sidewalks in New York City.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Premium Blend (748), New York City (352)

Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 9,924

Dov Davidoff - Black Hawk Down

When women are in a group they develop a Navy Seal, no-man-left-behind kind of energy.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), men/women (1155), friends (403)

Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 15,973

Dov Davidoff - Gay Cousin

Dov Davidoff outed his cousin during an argument over a turkey leg.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 14,523

Dov Davidoff - Magnum Condoms

They could probably be better used as waders on a fly fishing trip.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 4,796

Jeff Richards - Pablo Francisco's Pop-Up Stand-Up

Pablo Francisco likes to relax at Cholo Beach.

Tags: Pablo Francisco (30), alcohol (516), impressions (466)

Posted: 10/31/11
Views: 3,391