Marriage is for women.
Kevin got ripped off in college.
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Reid studied Zen Buddhism in college.
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
