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Doug Stanhope: Babies Are Like Poems
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Babies are like poems. They're
beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
Judy Gold - Two Kids
Judy and her partner each gave birth to a child.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), kids (841), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,748
Doug Stanhope - Babies
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 455
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,948
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 904
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,813
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,810
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Jeff Dunham - Octomother's Day
That OctoMom is crazy!
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 24,795
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,275
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