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Doug Benson: Seven Days in Las Vegas
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If you ever go to Las Vegas, and you will, just go for a few days. I was there recently for seven days, seven days in Vegas. After I blew all my money on gambling and prostitution, I had six days to kill.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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If you have a dollar, you can take a tour of the Hoover Dam.

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