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Doug Benson Jokes
Doug Benson: On the Toilet
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I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, 'I'm getting too old for this sh*t.'
Filed Under: gross-out (692),  poop & pee (228),  Doug Benson (16)
Posted: 03/04/04

Doug Benson - Pee or Spank

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,701

Doug Benson - Delightful Surprise

Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,085

Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off

Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), health (657), alcohol (516)

Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,425

Nick Kroll - Committed to the Craft

The first time Nick Kroll did stand-up, he wasn't totally committed to the craft yet.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), food (719), poop & pee (153)

Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 9,267

Rob Huebel - Started Out Offensive

Good thing they decided to call them Honey Nut Cheerios and not Teeny Tiny Buttholes.

Tags: food (719), health (657)

Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 0

Doug Benson - Working on Segues

Doug Benson hopes you enjoy his segues.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 6,143

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (30), poop & pee (153), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,203

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735

Doug Benson - Medical Marijuana

Doug Benson is a multi-tasking pot smoker.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172),

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 26,458

Razor Sharp Comedy: Doug Benson

Doug Benson thinks "ginormous" is a ridiculous word.

Tags: alcohol (516), Doug Benson (42)

Posted: 12/04/09
Views: 13,958