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I immediately fire back to
them; I write 'sysph.' And they write back and go, 'What does sysph mean?' And I write back, 'Shut your stinking pie hole.'
Doug Benson - SYSPH
Doug Benson knows how to make his friends "nlol."
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 959
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,731
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,256
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,963
Doug Benson - Medical Marijuana
Doug Benson is a multi-tasking pot smoker.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,523
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,919
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,374
Todd Barry - Quicken
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,276
Todd Lynn - Hanging Up
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 827
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