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All my friends, all they
do is drink and smoke -- all they do, all day -- but they're sensitive. Like after 9/11, they thought they was patriotic, you know. They telling me what their military strategy was gonna be the next day with a joint in they mouth. 'Yo son, we gonna knock them dudes out. That's my word, son.' I'm like, 'What dudes?' 'Them dudes from Assgan, son!'
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (772), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 5,441
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,251
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (772), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,163
Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,087
Chelsea Handler - Whole Lesbian Scene
Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 9,040
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,039
Jeff Dunham - Creating Characters
Walter isn't real?!
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), parents (525), wars (467)
Posted: 06/03/08
Views: 37,132
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,290
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 569
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,075
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