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Donnell Rawlings: Found in Iraq
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The only thing we've found
since we've been [in Iraq] is $700 million. Remember that story? The two sergeants found $700 million in a cave. And I knew they was white boys soon as I heard they gave all that money back... If that was me, I would've reported it, but it would've been a different amount. I'm like, 'Yo yo yo, Captain! Yo, listen, we just found $48.92.'
Donnell Rawlings - War Zone
Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.
Tags: Donnell Rawlings (2), Iraq (1073), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,813
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 505
Patton Oswalt - Man Without a Country
Patton hates George W. Bush and hippies.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), money (865)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,173
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 441
Chris Mata - Part Indian
Chris Mata's right eye cares about litter.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 1,524
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 3,455
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,399
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,582
A.J. Jamal - Crime
A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,667
A.J. Jamal - Cashing a Check
Why do they give black people a hard time when they want to cash a check?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 362
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