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Donnell Rawlings Jokes
Donnell Rawlings: Found in Iraq
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The only thing we've found since we've been [in Iraq] is $700 million. Remember that story? The two sergeants found $700 million in a cave. And I knew they was white boys soon as I heard they gave all that money back... If that was me, I would've reported it, but it would've been a different amount. I'm like, 'Yo yo yo, Captain! Yo, listen, we just found $48.92.'
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Donnell Rawlings - War Zone

Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.

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When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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